O que um assassino, um pedófilo, um suicida e um filhote de tigre têm em comum? Simples, todos são personagens destes anúncios bizarros:
14. French Suicide Sausage 13. A Girl Around The House 12. Chubby 11. Christmas Weapons 9. Chase & Sandborn Spanking 8. Fry's Chocolate Nightmare 7. Root Beer Baby! 5. Pears Soap Disaster 4. Postage Meter Murder 3. Shave Yourself 2. Baby Soft 1. Chocolate Poulain
15. White Bread Demon
"Bread is swell, but what I'm really excited about is eating jelly made from the blood of the innocent!"
It's enough to make you want to eat Kosher forever. 
It's nice to have a girl around the house... especially if you are a psychopath serial killer who makes women into rugs!
Who needs self-esteem when you can have a free fashion book for chubbies? Also, proving that advertising weight representation has always been screwed up, the girl pictured is totally not chubby. 
The family that guns together, has funs together. 
10. Eye patch. Shirt. Baby Tiger.
Sexy?
She totally deserves it. Seriously, what kind of woman doesn't "store test" for fresher coffee?
Nothing wants to make consumers buy chocolate more than 5 faces of a sickly kid looking 5 different shades of miserable.
Mama, please DO NOT give your baby another glass of Root Beer. It is clearly doing something horrible to him. He is terrifying. 
6. Locked Out
You better wash out your privates with Lysol, or your husband will install cartoon locks on the door. 
"Pears Soap- now with such a soothing lather, you won't notice that your baby has gotten into a horrible accident!"
"Is it always illegal to kill a woman?" This is a truly important question and makes us want to buy a new postage meter.
The old man baby's gonna sing karaoke into a razor! Hooray!
JonBenét Ramsey, eat your heart out. (Too soon?) This ad makes us want to scream, gouge out our eyes and then barf.
Drink that cocoa, or this clown will murder you in your sleep.
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